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Animal Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Squirrels A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet! After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.” “So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated. “Well,” Joe continued, “two squirels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’” Source: Unkown |
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