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Animal Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Elephant memory An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river. "Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe. "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago." "Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe. "Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall." Source: Unkown |
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