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Blonde Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stranded! While on a cruise, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are stranded on an island after their ship sinks. They are on the island for months, and the brunette and redhead are getting tired of the blonde's babbling. "Swimming off this island is better than hearing you babble," said the redhead,"I'm sure I can swim 20 miles to get to the nearest city." So the redhead swims away from the island. She manages to swim 10 miles before she gets too tired and drowns. "She has been gone for a while," said the brunette,"She probably didn't make it. I will try my luck now." So the brunette swims away from the island. She manages to swim 15 miles before she gets too tired and drowns. "Gee, it's kinda lonely on this island. I'm going to try my luck and swim to the nearest city." said the blonde. So the blonde swims away from the island. She swims 19 miles away from the island and can see the city in her view. "Oh my... I'm much too tired to go on..." said the blonde. So the blonde swam back to the island. Source: Unkown |
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