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Computer Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 12 Days Of Helpdesk On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me A problem with E.T. On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to me Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T. On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to me Three dead disks, Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T. On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the fifth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the sixth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the seventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the eighth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the ninth day of Chrsitmas, a user gave to me Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the tenth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Twelve e-mail problems, Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (*snap!*) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. Source: Unkown |
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