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Computer Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Guide to Modern Operating Systems Unix You shoot yourself in the foot. DOS You keep running up against the one-bullet barrier. MS-Windows The gun blows up in your hand. Windows NT The gun is so huge and unwieldy that you have to keep swapping it from one hand to the other. OS/2 The gun and the bullet aren't speaking to each other any more. Mac Finder It's easy to shoot yourself in the foot -- just point and shoot. AIX You can shoot yourself in the foot with either a .38 or a .45. IRIX The Terminator shoots you in the foot. A T-Rex bites your other foot. SVR4 The gun isn't compatible with your foot. Minix You learn how to shoot yourself in the foot with a Saturday Night Special. Linux Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free. HURD You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot Real Soon Now. VM/CMS IBM shoots you in the foot. VMS FOOT ambiguous: supply more toes. AMIGA-DOS The gun works pretty well, except that few people use one and it's impossible to find bullets. Mach The bullets work pretty well, but they don't make guns for it any more. Cray You shoot yourself in the foot with an Uzi. MasPar You shoot all of your friends' feet simultaneously. Source: Unkown |
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