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Computer Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Computer Viruses Part 2 Ellen Degeneres virus.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus.....Sucks all the memory out of your computer Titanic virus.....Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus.....Everything in the computer goes Goofy Mike Tyson virus.....Quits after one byte Lorena Bobbit virus.....Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy Tim Allen virus.....Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive Woody Allen virus.....Bypasses the motherboard and turns on daughter card Saddam Hussein virus.....Won't let you into any of your programs Tonya Harding virus.....Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons Joey Buttafuoco virus.....Only attacks minor files X-files virus.....All your Icons start shape-shifting Ronald Reagan virus.....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus.....Deletes your old files Source: Unkown |
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