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Dirty Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Three wishes One day, an old woman was sitting in her rocking chair on her front porch. Beside her slept her mangy, old hound, Rex. Suddenly, a genie appeared, startling the old woman. "Old woman," the genie said, "I felt sorry for you sitting here looking old and tired, so I decided to grant you three wishes." The old woman thought about it and said, "Well, I've always wanted to be a young, beautiful princess." *Poof* The genie turned her into a young, beautiful princess. The princess thought some more and said, "A princess should live in a castle, so could you do something about this old shack?" *Poof* The old shack was tranformed into a huge castle. Again the princess thought then asked,"Shouldn't a beautiful princess have a handsome prince?" The genie looked around and spotted Rex. *Poof* Rex was transformed into a handsome Prince. "Well, my work here is done," the genie said and he disappeared in a puff of smoke. The princess gazed at Rex the handsome prince and felt heart beating rapidly for he was the most handsome man she had ever seen. Rex, the handsome prince, strolled up the the beautiful princess and kissed her passionately. She melted in his arms and cried, "Take me Rex! Take me now!" Rex then whispered in her ear, "Bet you're sorry that you had me neutered now!" Source: Unkown |
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