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Lawyer Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Open Season A truck driver from out of town goes into the local grill and sits down for lunch. In walks this guy carrying a briefcase and wearing a polyester suit and a bow tie. The cook comes out from the kitchen, pulls out a gun and shoots the guy without a word. The trucker jumps back and screams, "Whatcha do that for!?" The cook replied, "You must not be from around here. It's open season on lawyers." The trucker smiles and eats his lunch. After he finishes his lunch, the trucker gets in his rig. As he's driving away, he sees a huge pothole in the middle of the street and gets an idea. The tractor hits the pothole, turns on its side and slides into a telephone pole. All of the sudden, the truck is surrounded by men in cheap polyester suits and bow ties sticking business cards through the broken windshield. The trucker pulls his gun out of the glove box and starts shooting lawyers as fast as he can. As the trucker pauses to reload, a police officer slaps the cuffs on him and says, "That will be enough of that." "But officer," the trucker pleads, "I thought it was open season on lawyers." "Well, sure it is boy, but you can't bait them!" Source: Unkown |
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