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Political Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Previous Joke - Next Joke ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Webster's Clintonese "My fellow citizens" = "Suckers" "I didn't inhale" = "I think you're all idiots" "goals" = "lies" "broad-based contributions" = "taxes" "investing in our infrastructure" = "pork-barrel spending" "spending cuts" = "decimating the military" "jobs program" = "military base lay-offs" "Vietnam" = "where?" "Attorney General" = "the first semi-qualified woman I could find without a criminal record" "God bless America" = "God help us, 'cause I don't have a clue" Source: Unkown

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