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Political Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nixon Vs. Clinton Major Scandal during their presidency.... Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed The President's biggest fear.... Nixon: The Cold War Clinton: The Cold Sore Complaints toward the President..... Nixon: Carpet-Bombing Clinton: Carpet-Burns Their Vice-Presidents... Nixon: His was Greek Clinton: His is a Geek. Presidential qualities..... Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger. Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her. Things the President couldn't explain.... Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase Job titles.... Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President Slogans.... Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying "He's the one" Known for.... Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak Acquaintances.... Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot Famous feats.... Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on Ho Quoted as.... Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her Presidential Nicknames.... Nixon: Tricky Dick Clinton: Tricky Dick and finally, Presidential excuses.... Nixon: I am not a crook! Clinton: I did not do nook! Source: Unkown |
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