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Religion Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Dirty Nun There's 4 nuns, Bertha, Mary, Edna and Cecile. All 4 nuns died one day and were sent to heaven. At the heaven gates, there was God standing there letting everyone in. When Bertha got up there, God asked her "Have you ever touched a man's penis before?" Bertha replied "Yes once with my finger" God answered back "Ok, go stick your finger in the holy water and you may go in." Bertha did as she was told. Next in line was Mary, God asked her "Have you ever touched a man's penis before?" and she replied, "Yes, once with my left hand" God answered back "Ok, go stick your left hand in the holy water and you may go in." So she did as she was told. Edna was next in line and right before she got to the gates God noticed Cecile was running to the front of the line in a hurry ! God asked "What's with all this ruckus here?" then Cecile replied in short breath saying "Sorry but I want to drink the holy water before Edna sticks her ass in it !!! Source: Unkown |
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