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Religion Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ St. Peter Three devout Catholic Italian nuns die on their way to mass. When they reach Heaven St. Peter is waitng for them. He says, "Sisters, you have all led remarkably holy lives. Since you never sinned I will give you each six months on Earth as any person you wish to be, to fulfill any desires you may have." The first nun says, "I want to be Madonna" St. Peter says, "Let it be done". The second nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" St. Peter says, "Let it be done." The thrid and final nun says, "I want to be Sarah Piplini" St. Peter thinks and says, "Who?" The nun takes a crumpled newspaper clipping from her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He laughs and says, "No, no sister, you've got it all wrong, it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1600 men in 6 months." Source: Unkown |
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