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Sports Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tyson One-Liners Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off,he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two! Evander after the fight,"Maybe I shouldn't have told him to 'Bite Me'" Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander,Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA. New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!" Can't beat um...Eat um!!!! If Tyson fights Golatta,is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice. Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world! Source: Unkown |
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