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Wedding Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag 2. You Can Change The Oil Too 3. PMS - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's 4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug 5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas (Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I Gave You) 6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness 7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football 8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around 9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop 10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right 11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself 12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right 12. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility 13. You, The Whining Sex 14. Reasons To Give Head To Your Man 15. How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over 10 Minutes 16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed Company 17. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours 18. A. You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep B. It's Okay To Do It Outside Of The Bedroom 19. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother 20. How To Close The Garage Door 21. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation 22. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia 23. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank 24. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation 25. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself 26. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend 27. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous 28. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother 29. You Too Can Carry A Backpack 30. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most 31. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men 32. Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy - Why It Won't Ruin Your Brain 33. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving 34. Apologizing For Farting When You're On The Toilet Is Not Necessary 35. How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After Menopause 36. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste Source: Unkown |
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