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Funny News ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ May 5, 2006 Mayor used official credit card at strip club A Chicago mayor is in hot water after he used his official credit card at a strip club. New Lenox Mayor Mike Smith admitted using the card to pick up the £750 tab at VIP's nightclub, reports NBC5. Source: Ananova Haha Prank Store has a growing selection of funny gifts and gag gifts for any occasion. Free Shipping on orders over $75! Bear invades grocery store A bear apparently hungry for a midnight snack ambled through the front door of a northern Alberta grocery store early Tuesday. The young black bear headed for the bakery department at Peace River's IGA store and started to eating his way through the pastries. Source: CNEWS Marriage guidance counsellor sued over affair An Illinois man is suing a marriage guidance counsellor for having an affair with his wife. Scott Buetow, 35, of McHenry County, had hired the therapist to improve his marriage, reports the Chicago Sun-Times. Source: Ananova Bank robber trips, drops $992 in street as he flees A man who robbed an Aliquippa bank yesterday morning stumbled while running away from the building, dropping almost $1,000 in cash on the street and in an alley. Source: postgazette.com Vicar runs a mile to pick up rings A vicar made a mile-long dash to collect wedding rings after a bridesmaid forgot them. The Rev Chris McQuillen-Wright came to the rescue after groom Chris Smith, 34, arrived at the church and found that bridesmaid Paula Davies had left the pair of gold bands at the home of bride Lucy Rid, 28. Source: Ananova May 3, 2006 Hotel bans kids, welcomes dogs An Austrian hotel owner has banned children - but says pet dogs will always be welcome. Hotel Cortisen turned away a German family with two young boys when they turned up for a holiday in the Alpine village of St Wolfgang. Source: Ananova Thieves gas themselves in cyanide heist blunder Two hapless Chinese thieves gassed themselves to death with cyanide along with five intended victims while trying to rob a gambling den in the city of Ruichang, the Xinhua news agency reported Saturday. Source: My Way News Man spends 50 years in tree after row An Indian octogenarian has reportedly spent half a century living in a tree after a tiff with his wife. Gayadhar Parida took to staying in a mango tree after a quarrel over a 'tiny issue' with his wife 50 years ago, reports Mumbai Mirror. Source: Ananova Movie Promotion Confused With Bomb in L.A. A newspaper promotion for Tom Cruise's upcoming "Mission: Impossible III" got off to an explosive start when a county arson squad blew up a news rack, thinking it contained a bomb. Source: EarthLink Seaweed wine A German marine biologist is carving out a new sideline by developing wine made from seaweed. Dr Inez Linke says the 16% proof wine, made from the brown laminaria saccharina seaweed, tastes like a fine sherry and is extremely healthy. Source: Ananova You can find more Funny news by visiting our News Archive by clicking here! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
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