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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ January 24, 2006 Hot cow dives into pool A cow clambered into a neighbour's garden and jumped in a swimming pool during a heatwave in Brazil. With temperatures approaching 40C, the cow got over a fence and went straight to the pool of the home in Taubate. Source: Ananova Man throws his legs at state trooper State troopers are used to having angry people throw strange things at them. But a pair of prosthetic legs? Trooper Don Newcomb got hit with the appendages after stopping a vehicle for driving the wrong direction on Highway 97, police said. The trooper asked the driver to leave the SUV after allegedly smelling alcohol on his breath. Source: azcentral.com Fur lined knickers banned Fur-lined underwear has been banned in Uzbekistan after authorities deemed it too sexy. Sales of the furry slips have rocketed in temperatures that have hit the region of below minus 20C. Source: Ananova Whatever you do, don't call for the nurse.. A Japanese nurse who tried to relieve her work stress by tearing off patients' nails was sentenced Monday to three years and eight months in prison. Source: My Way News January 23, 2006 Kidnapped garden gnomes found in snowy Swedish forest Twelve garden gnomes kidnapped in western Sweden a month ago have been found in a snowy forest, standing in a ring beside a lighted bonfire and a small hut, Swedish news agency TT reported. Source: Yahoo News Prison for Red Bull binge driver Drivers have been warned about caffeine excess after a man was jailed for leading police on a 50-mile car chase after drinking 20 cans of Red Bull. Source: BBC Dieting Inmate Who Slipped Jail Recaptured A prison inmate who shed 31 pounds so he could escape through a narrow hole in a wall has been recaptured after three days on the run in Sydney, the prison department said Sunday. Source: My Way News Peaches urges celebs not to give their kids stupid names Peaches Geldof is appealing to celebrities to stop giving their children ridiculous names. Peaches, the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, says her own name has made her life hell. Her given name in full is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof. Source: Ananova |
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