 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HumorHour.com competition - Win lots of prizes! |
|
Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 23, 2006 Double trouble for chip thrower An Essex man who threw chips out of his car window was fined twice because they fell both sides of a boundary. Mathew Buer, 21, from Clacton, was fined £50 by Colchester Borough Council after he was spotted throwing the chips. Source: Ananova Florida Man Shoots Goat After Being Attacked A Jacksonville man says he was attacked by a goat, but its owner says the animal was just playing. Richard Butler told authorities he was getting out of his car when a goat charged at him. He grabbed the animal by the horns and wrestled it to the ground. Source: WFTV.com Hare attacks dogsled team A "large and aggressive" hare has reportedly attacked a dogsled team in Norway. Wenche Offerdal, who was driving the dogsled team, said she'd never seen anything like it. She told newspaper Nordlys that she and her team of huskies met the "aggressive" hare in Troms County. Source: Ananova Police: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Sheep A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested on numerous charges. A security guard at the zoo called police Tuesday evening after spotting a man carrying a trash can with a sheep in it, a police report said. Source: My Way News Police: Vandal Trapped By Tombstone Police in the central Illinois town of Roodhouse said a teen became pinned under a tombstone after tipping it over during a vandalism spree at a local cemetery. Source: NBC5.com February 22, 2006 Woman stabbed husband for refusing sex An Argentinian woman has been arrested for stabbing her husband because he did not have sex with her. The 52-year-old, from Buenos Aires, stabbed her husband in the back but he was not seriously injured. Source: Ananova Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested. Source: My Way News Woman in Spain Has 15 Pound Baby A Colombian woman has given birth to a 15-pound baby, the largest in 40 years in Madrid's main maternity hospital. Source: Yahoo News Bomb joke sends business traveller to jail in Scotland A business traveller who sparked a major security alert at a Scottish airport by joking that he had a bomb on a board a no-frills flight was sentenced to two months behind bars. Source: Yahoo News Dutch danger of darts Holland may introduce new rules after it was revealed at least 120 people are injured playing darts in pubs each year. Of those, at least 12 people end up in accident and emergency with a dart in their eye, reported the Dutch Consumer Safety Council. Source: Ananova |
 |
| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Copyright © 2004-2011 HumorHour.com. All rights reserved. | - Return to Top - |