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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 7, 2006 Man tried to sell his soul online A Chinese man tried to sell his soul on an internet auction site. The man, in his late 20s, from Jiaxing, near Shanghai, attempted to sell his soul on Taobao, China's top online auction site. Source: Ananova Teacher Accused Of Giving Student Wedgie Arrested A yank on a child's underwear has a teacher in big trouble. Albany police have charged 41-year-old Mark Holley with endangering the welfare of a child for giving a student a wedgie. Holley's a teacher at New Covenant Charter School in Albany. Source: NBC 4 Sat nav takes Dales visitors astray Visitors to the Yorkshire Dales are being sent up a dangerous track by their cars' satellite navigation systems. They are being directed on to a steep unclassified road, impassable to normal road vehicles and with a 100ft drop on one side, reports the Telegraph. Source: Ananova Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song Anti-terrorism detectives escorted a man from a plane after a taxi driver had earlier become suspicious when he started singing along to a track by punk band The Clash, police said on Wednesday. Source: Reuters Bird woman of China A Chinese woman is living in a cage in the middle of a park with 300 birds. The 25-year-old, from Hubei, plans to stay in the cage, suspended 12ft above the ground, for seven days. Source: Ananova April 6, 2006 Pub burglars served free beers Burglars served a drunk free beers until he passed out after he walked into a pub while they were robbing the safe. The pair were clearing out a pub in Amstetten, Austria, during the night when drunk Hermann Bendt, 47, stumbled in, sat at the bar and ordered a beer. Source: Ananova "Loyal" donkeys better than wives, says textbook A textbook used at schools in the Indian state of Rajasthan compares housewives to donkeys, and suggests the animals make better companions as they complain less and are more loyal to their "masters," The Times of India reported Tuesday. Source: My Way News Banned from laughing in woods A German has been ordered to stop laughing out loud in the woods after joggers complained he was disturbing the peace. Source: Ananova Police: Prankster Glued Man To Toilet Seat Police in Salisbury are trying to find out who put the glue on a toilet seat at a local Denny's Restaurant. A Fruitland man became stuck to the seat when he used the restroom early Sunday morning. When he yelled for help, other customers called 911. Paramedics took the man to the hospital and the seat was removed. Source: wjz.com Lib Dems tempt kids with sweets Liberal Democrat politicians are planning to use sweets to tempt young children to hand out election leaflets. Guidelines sent to party officials says "council estate children" can be bribed with toffees to deliver leaflets for next month's local elections.Ananova |
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