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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 22, 2006 Granny wins 13m dollars on slot machine A granny has won over thirteen million dollars on a five cent slot machine. Josephine Crawford was down to her last few coins when she hit the jackpot at Harrah's casino in New Jersey. Source: Ananova Baby picture may be clue in bank robbery A picture of a chubby-cheeked baby, probably a girl 8 months to a year old, might be the key to solving a recent bank robbery in Winchester. Police think the robber might have dropped the picture after he left the Community Trust Bank branch in Winchester Plaza on April 7 with an estimated $23,000 in cash, Winchester Police Detective Tom Lewis said. Source: kentucky.com Texas Pooch Stuck In Pipe Rescued A loose pooch found herself in a predicament Wednesday afternoon in North Fort Worth, Texas. Rescue crews think the dog was chasing a rabbit when her head got stuck in a large metal pipe. The curious canine was taken to animal control where vets greased her neck with baby oil and successfully removed the pipe. Source: kdka.com Sardine-flavoured ice cream coming to Portugal A shop in Portugal is reportedly planning to start selling ice-cream in flavours like shrimp, cod, tuna and grilled sardines when it opens next month. Source: Yahoo News Man crashes 33 cars in 23 years A postman has finally learnt how to ride a bicycle after crashing 33 cars in 23 years. Croatian Franjo Pozgaj, 39, crashed his first car at the age of 16 and has wrecked at least one a year since. Source: Ananova April 12, 2006 Rusty screw sells for £55 on eBay A DIY shop boss sold a rusty old screw on eBay for £55 - to a tipsy sales girl. Ben Talbot, 23, put the three-and-a-half-inch screw on the internet auction site for a laugh, says the Mirror. Source: Ananova Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday. Source: My Way News Travel firm cashes in on disaster A Hungarian travel agency is trying to cash in on flooding in Budapest by offering "disaster holidays". Travel agency Popeye has erected maps and signs in Hungarian and English directing holidaymakers to the best flood sites. Source: Ananova Bomb Squad Called Out For Bag Of Doughnuts An angry woman who dropped off a suspicious package at a Palm Desert fire station Sunday, motivating firefighters to call the bomb squad to investigate, was apparently trying to do a good deed. The suspicious package turned out to be a bag of doughnuts. Source: cbs2.com Porn star's offer to Bin Laden Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden. The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.Ananova |
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