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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 28, 2006 MI6 places ads for new 007s Britain's international intelligence service is advertising for new real life James Bonds. MI6 chiefs are placing ads in The Times newspaper and The Economist magazine this week. Source: Ananova Thief flees to ... police headquarters A shoplifter took a very wrong turn -- toward Rome's police headquarters -- while fleeing a supermarket with two stolen bottles of alcohol. Source: My Way News Parrot held in prison A parrot has spent five days under police 'interrogation' in prison in Argentina. A judge ordered Pepo to be held in custody until he told police who was his real owner, reports UOL. Two neighbours, Jorge Machado and R Vega, were disputing ownership of the bird. Source: Ananova Car Stolen With Pig in Back Seat Call it a case of pignapping. Police found a missing potbellied pig early Wednesday in the back seat of a car that had been reported stolen in eastern Ohio. Source: My Way News Serbian cops drop a bomb Serbian police have admitted they may have accidentally put an explosive device on a plane to London. It happened after an exercise to test sniffer dogs at Surcin airport in Belgrade went wrong, local daily Blic reported. Source: Ananova April 27, 2006 Beerbelly is a big success The Beerbelly - a secret strap-on beer holder that disguises itself as a bulging beer belly - is being marketed in the US. It was the brainchild of three middle-aged men who wanted a way of sneaking beer into movies and baseball games. Source: Ananova School Sends Kids to Closed Amusement Park Four bus loads of students from O'Brien Middle School made the four-hour trip to Six Flags Marine World in Vallejo, Calif., only to find the amusement park's gates locked Monday. Source: My Way News Pupils start fire to dodge maths test Three Argentinian schoolchildren set fire to their school to get out of a maths test. Two girls, aged 15 and 16, and a boy, 15, set curtains alight in one classroom at Santa Maria School in Buenos Aires. Source: Ananova Police Want To Know Who's Dumping Bags Of Vomit Sheriff's deputies in Iowa are in the midst of a disgusting investigation. Deputies in Henry County are trying to find the person who is dumping bags of what looks like human vomit. Source: WFTV.com Couple's Lotto luck A Welsh couple had a run of three lucky lottery wins in one week, ending in a £2.5 million jackpot. First, deputy headteacher Jenny Cooper won £10 and used it to buy lucky dip lottery lines and scratchcards.Ananova |
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