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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ January 4, 2006 Maybe you shouldn't answer a stolen phone.. Swedish police caught a burglar after he answered a phone he had just stolen and did not hang up, letting them eavesdrop on his getaway ride in a taxi. Source: My Way News Church Selling Toilet Paper to Raise Money Bake sales? Been done. Car washes? So 2005. And pop can drives can fall flat. So the Rev. Rick Oliver, pastor for the First Church of God in Pendleton, cast about for a new idea to raise money for sending 18 people on a mission to Costa Rica and settled on...toilet paper? Source: My Way News Hugo Chavez action doll is best-seller Venezuela's top-selling toy this Christmas was an action doll figure of President Hugo Chavez. Different versions of the doll include one in a combat uniform and one another which reads one of the president's anti-American speeches. Source: Ananova Cat OK After Traveling 70 Miles Under SUV Curiosity didn't kill one cat on a wild ride on the New Jersey Turnpike. The kitten, now known, for obvious reasons, as Miracle, hitchhiked a ride on the underbelly of a sport utility vehicle just before Christmas. Source: My Way News January 2, 2006 Armed robbers steal first aid kit instead of cash Armed robbers who held up a money courier made off with his first aid kit instead of the suitcase full of cash. The two bandits pursued the courier at high speed before shooting at his vehicle and forcing him to stop on a road in Gronau, Germany. Source: Ananova A resolution kept, a book returned - 68 years later As a St. Vincent's High School senior in 1938, Lois Lyttle checked "The History of England & Great Britain" out of Vallejo's John F. Kennedy Library. Source: Times-Herald Dodgy kebab pain turns out to be baby A woman who went to hospital fearing she had eaten a dodgy kebab was stunned when she gave birth. Helen Smitham from Distington, Cumbria, had no idea she was pregnant when she felt stomach pain. Source: Ananova "Hey! How'd you find me?" German police Thursday captured two men suspected of stealing from 15 cars and two garden sheds by following their footprints in the snow for several miles. Source: My Way News |
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