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Religion Jokes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3 Nuns Die. These three nuns die in a car crash and are standing in front of the pearly gates in froint of St. Peter. St Peter looks down at them and says" I know you three women have sinned but since you all tried to devote your lives to God if you confess your worst sin ever to me now I will let you go to heaven." The first nun blushes and says, "I gave a guy a handjob once." St. Peter says, "Ok, go wash your hands in the holy water and you may enter" While the nun is washing, the third nun starts fighting with the second nun, trying to cut in line. St Peter looks at them and says" Hey, what are you doing? Why are you trying to cut in line?" The nun looks up to Peter and says" Wel I want to stick my mouth in that bowl before she sticks her ass in it!" Source: Unkown |
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