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Confession
Bless me Father, for I have
sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy
Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so
you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast
lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've
sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
church mass for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides
over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads."


Source: Unkown

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