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Funny Quotes From The King of Queens ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Doug: I told you already, my dentist died six years ago.... Carrie: Just because your dentist dies does not mean you are free from ever going to one again..... Deacon: Why don't we watch the game at my house? Doug: Cause i have real food here, you only have fruit. No way i'm watching the boxing while eating a nectarine! Doug: Friends keep you away from TV. Carrie: Hasn't anyone said you look like someone? Doug: Oh, you mean like every famous fat guy in every movie ever? Spence: Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay! Arthur Spooner: Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen? Is it because we're BLACK? (Doug and Deacon are locked in a refrigerated truck with penguins) Doug Heffernan: "Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles". Mother of ASS! Arthur Spooner: Permission to buy a parrot and name him Douglass. Arthur Spooner: Permission to buy another parrot and name him Douglass II. |
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