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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ January 30, 2006 Man trips and destroys priceless vases A museum visitor tripped on his shoelace, stumbled down a stairway and destroyed a set of priceless 300-year-old Chinese vases. The three vases, dating from the late 17th or early 18th century, had stood on a windowsill at the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge for at least 40 years. Source: Ananova Man Signs Voter Registration As 'God' One registered Republican won't be able to vote in the next election unless he appears at a Berks County Elections Board to explain the signature on his registration form. Source: My Way News PM promises no sex until after election The prime minister of Italy has promised not to have sex until after the general election on April 9. Multi-billionaire Silvio Berlusconi, 69, made the pledge at a party rally in Sardinia, reports the Daily Telegraph. Source: Ananova If a car can survive Katrina, it must be good? Unscrupulous dealers have been selling automobiles flooded in Hurricanes Katrina and Rita as far away as California, the state's insurance commissioner said on Thursday. Source: My Way News January 27, 2006 Operatic sheep really do grow golden fleece Pampered Australian merino sheep who listen to opera have again produced a bale of the world's finest wool, matching the record set by the flock last year. Source: My Way News Client needed op after prostitute bit penis A prostitute who bit her client's penis so hard he required an operation has denied grievous bodily harm with intent. Source: Cambridge Evening News Vandals put new trains to test Teenage hooligans are being invited by Dutch transport chiefs to put their new underground trains to the test. The youths will be given free reign to tear up seats and pull apart fittings in the new trains to see which parts are vulnerable to violence and need improving. Source: Ananova Police: Driver Uses Mannequin in HOV Lane A motorist was arrested Thursday for driving in a high-occupancy vehicle lane with a mannequin dressed to look like a passenger, police said. Source: My Way News |
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