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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 1, 2006 Utah Man Who Reported Pot Theft Arrested An man who called police to report the theft of a quarter-pound of marijuana was arrested when police recovered the bag of pot and then invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it. Source: My Way News Man shocked to find corpse on settee A Swiss man returned home from his holiday to find a dead body in his living room. Johann Rauber, from Muenchenbuchsee, called the police when he found the as yet unidentified corpse lying on his couch. Source: Ananova GP turns clinic into a brothel A New Zealand doctor has upset patients by converting his medical centre into a high class brothel. Neil Benson says he will employ "beautiful, experienced professional girls" in the up-market bordello which will cater for locals as well as visiting tourists. Source: Ananova Police: Weaving Driver Distracted by Porn A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said. Source: My Way News January 31, 2006 Pastor Gets 18 Months for Selling Church A pastor accused of selling the town's oldest church pleaded guilty to embezzlement on Monday and agreed to 18 months in prison, court officials said. Source: My Way News Littering dog walker pays penalty A dog walker fined after his pet fouled the pavement was charged with littering after ripping up the ticket. He was among hundreds of litter louts and dog walkers fined up to £50 or issued with a warning in Glasgow. Source: BBC News Boozing hubbies face wives' slippers Men caught boozing by their wives in an Indian village now face being slapped across the face by their wives' slippers. A committee of women at Japalli, in Andhra Pradesh, introduced the punishment in a bid to 'curb the menace of liquor', reports the Press Trust of India. Source: Ananova Gunman gives police slip before 7-hour 'stakeout' Around 100 police officers staked out a suspected armed robber at a Zurich bank for nearly seven hours on Monday, only to find the man had already fled minutes after the alarm was raised, police said. Source: Yahoo News |
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