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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 6, 2005 Man Argues He's Too Overweight for Jail A man who allowed his home to be used to store crack cocaine that was shipped by mail was sentenced to 14 years in prison, federal officials said. Source: ABC News Xmas devils can carry on smacking Austria's traditional Christmas devils have been given police clearance to carry on smacking people's back-sides. Locals in towns across the country dress up as either St Nicholas, handing out sweets to the good, or as the devil, handing out beatings to the bad. Source: Ananova Seniors Seeking Medicare Info Get Sex Line Seniors calling a phone number for answers about the new Medicare prescription drug program reached a phone sex line by mistake. Source: ABC News Man nabbed for driving off with army vehicles Here's a hint -- if you want to drive away with property belonging to the Canadian military, it helps if you take something small and inconspicuous. Source: MyWay December 5, 2005 Mobile Strip Club For Tailgaters Found Outside Tampa Football Stadium Officers found a 40-foot-long mobile home filled with strippers, bouncers and tailgaters outside Raymond James Stadium before Tampa's game with the Chicago Bears on Sunday. Source: Local6.com Robber met by laughter A robber was met by a laughter in a school in Chile when his raid was mistaken for a play rehearsal. Parents, teachers and pupils were in the school in Providencia when a man entered and said: "This is a robbery!" Source: Ananova Judge Makes Public Urinators Apologize People caught urinating in public are being taken to the woodshed, figuratively at least, with court orders to write signed letters of apology that are published in the local newspaper. Source: ABC News Man Apologizes for Stealing Snowplow A man returned an 800-pound snowplow to an equipment store, apologizing for stealing it, police said. The snowplow, valued at $4,300, was stolen from Harmony Outdoor Equipment last weekend, police said. Source: ABC News |
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