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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 9, 2005 Microsoft's CEO will have to shop for his Xbox Microsoft Corp.'s Chief Executive Steve Ballmer will have to shop around for an Xbox 360 game console this holiday season just like the rest of us -- it doesn't come with his job. Source: Yahoo News Mr and Mrs become Mrs and Mrs A husband and wife have 'remarried' as a gay couple - 14 years after the groom had a sex swap operation. Source: Ananova German drew dead father-in-law's pension for 20 yrs A German woman collected her father-in-law's pension for 20 years after he died and will now have to return the full amount to the government, a court ruling said. Source: Yahoo News Let's just call it even, okay? A Turkish villager who ran away with his friend's wife has offered his own wife in exchange, newspapers said on Thursday. Farm laborer Cengiz Esme said Gulhan, his wife of 18 years, disappeared a month ago after leaving their village to go shopping in the southern Turkish town of Tarsus. Source: Reuters December 8, 2005 Shoplifter's Brush With The Law Police in Germany arrested a shoplifter who filled his trousers with 39 tubes of toothpaste, authorities in the western town of Dueren said on Wednesday. Source: My Way News Xmas carols to keep gangs away Dutch authorities are playing loud and annoying Christmas carols in public areas to keep teenage gangs off the streets. Source: Ananova Curtain Shields Santa, Sexy Store Display A black curtain has risen between a shopping mall Santa and a lingerie store to shield children from skimpy undergarments on display in the store's window. The Victoria's Secret window display includes a leggy mannequin in a hot-pink thong and a bra and the message "Give Me Sexy." Source: My Way News Prisoner escaped to buy MacDonald's An escaped prisoner was caught trying to get back into a Tennessee jail with four MacDonald's hamburgers. The suspected armed robber was caught by a police officer outside Roane County Jail, reports WVLT-TV news. Source: Ananova |
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