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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 16, 2006 Woman finds new groom in 6 weeks A woman who dumped her fiance just six weeks before her wedding found another groom in time for the big day. Asia Ibrahim, 31, still wanted her £8,000 day after splitting with fiance Aymon. Source: Ananova High School Student Sends Roses To 500 Classmates If any female juniors at Cypress Bay High School weren't aware of classmate Paul Kim -- they know him now. The 17-year-old junior ordered 500 red roses and had them delivered to nearly all his female classmates on Valentine's Day. A card attached to the roses said, "To all the lovely ladies of 2007, here's wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day. Affectionately, Paul Kim." Source: WFTV.com Thief escaped jail under mum's floorboards A convicted thief dodged jail for four years by hiding under the floorboards in his mum's kitchen. Czech thief Ondrej Hlavac, 25, from Jirikov na Decinsku went on the run after being charged with theft. He was sentenced in absentia to 18 months in jail. Source: Ananova Girl, 12, proves toilet water cleaner than ice A Florida schoolgirl won top prize with a science project proving toilet water is cleaner than ice in fast food restaurants. Jasmine Roberts, 12, of New Tampa, tested her thoery in five local restaurants, reports Tampa Bay's 10 News. Source: Ananova Mom, Daughter Have Babies 90 Minutes Apart A 42-year-old woman and her daughter each had babies 90 minutes apart, assisted by the same nurses in the same room at Utah Valley Regional Medical Center. Source: My Way News February 15, 2006 Girl, 9, in court for road accident A nine-year-old girl faces a trial for causing an accident after she was knocked over by a car on a zebra crossing. The youngster, not named for legal reasons, from Schaffhausen in Switzerland was slightly injured after she was hit by the car while crossing the road with her mum and younger sister. Source: Ananova Lunchbox full of minty-fresh coins An Australian man has been charged with stealing more than A$6,000 ($4,400) from the Royal Australian Mint in Canberra by hiding new A$2 coins in his work boots and lunchbox, Australian Federal Police said Tuesday. Source: My Way News Sheriff: Officers Must Have Sex With Prostitutes For Evidence Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard Smith said he stands by the practice of allowing detectives to receive sexual services in the course of their investigations so they can catch suspects in the act. Source: WFTV.com DJ unlucky in love A radio DJ proposed to his girlfriend on air only to for her to say 'no' and storm out. Touch FM's Steffen La Touche read out a love poem and proposed to Natalie Tonner, 31, as she sat in the studio. Source: Ananova Grocery shopping? Take your rubber gloves! Shopping cart handles are the most bacteria-infested items among some commonly used objects while doorknobs on public bathrooms are not as bad as might be expected, according to a survey conducted in South Korea. Source: My Way News |
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