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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 14, 2006 Teacher ordered pupils to lick floor clean A Russian teacher faces two years in jail after ordering her students to lick clean the floor of a classroom. Irina Gorova has been suspended from her school in Zolotaya Dolina for forcing all her male pupils to lick up all the marks and stains on the floor, reports Pravda. Source: Ananova Pencil in penis backfires A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex. Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past. Source: Ananova Birthday cheer for pampered pets They already have their own designer clothes, health insurance and therapists and now more and more American pets are enjoying their own birthday parties as well. Source: ABC News Online Man's Elbow, Mistaken for Squirrel, Shot A man was shot and injured when his hunting partner mistook his elbow for a squirrel, authorities said. Source: My Way News Woman didn't know she'd been shot A Canadian woman who went out dancing did not notice she'd been shot in the chest until she was back home in bed. Police say the victim, in her 20s, left a club in Oshawa, Ontario, unaware of anything wrong but later had trouble sleeping. Source: Ananova February 13, 2006 Dogs have accents A new study concludes that dogs have regional accents - just like their owners. Scouse and Scottish pets have the most distinctive growl, according to a report in the Mirror. Source: Ananova Arrested for asking for quiet in cinema An Australian tourist has been charged with assault after telling a Texas woman to stop talking on her mobile phone at the movies. Source: The Daily Telegraph Boy Charged With Felony For Powdered Sugar Police in Aurora have confirmed that a 12-year-old boy who said he brought powdered sugar to school for a science project last week has been charged with a felony for possessing a look-alike drug. Source: CBS2 Chicago Shoes galore for Dutch beachcombers Thousands of shoes have washed up on the beaches of the Dutch island of Terschelling, to the delight of local residents who are scrambling over each other to find matching pairs, security forces said. Source: Yahoo News Locals told not to approach dung-spraying buffalo Locals in Hampshire have been told not to approach six missing water buffalo as "they are able to spray dung across large distances". The buffalo were last seen in a field in Lower Pennington Lane, Lymington earlier this week. Source: Ananova |
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