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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 1, 2006 Football club wants sausages back A Romanian football team is demanding a refund after it bought a player for a transfer fee of 15 kilos of pork sausages. Defender Marius Cioara retired a day later saying he could not face any more sausage related taunts. Source: Ananova Speeding gives away 11-year-old driver in Turkey A Turkish policeman who stopped a car speeding in the streets at night was bewildered to discover an 11-year-old boy in the driver's seat, with his five-year-old brother at his side. Source: Yahoo News Boy, 12, Sticks Gum on $1.5M Painting A 12-year-old visitor to the Detroit Institute of Arts stuck a wad of gum to a $1.5 million painting, leaving a stain the size of a quarter, officials say. Source: My Way News Sewage plant to produce caviar A former sewage plant in Switzerland is to start producing caviar. Fish expert Daniel Brunner has bought the building in Baeretswil ,near Zurich, and plans to import 400 Siberian sturgeon. Source: Ananova Sticky Situation: Student Duct-Taped To Wall A student was taped to the wall at a school -- and it was caught on video, police said. Chartiers Township police said that they received videotape found by an administrator of the Western Area Career & Technology Center, in Canonsburg. Source: ThePittsburghChannel.com February 28, 2006 Armchair politicians A Serbian politician has been blasted for setting up a special commission to pick armchair covers for the town hall. Selimir Momirovic, head of borough administration in Pozarevac, has already appointed a commission president and another four members, reports local media. Source: Ananova Trucker Tears Down Poles, Phone Lines; Notices A Mile Later, Police Say A tractor-trailer snagged phone lines and tore them to the ground along with five utility poles in Mechanicsburg this morning, police said. Source: WGAL.com Man forced to marry goat A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. Source: Ananova His lost wedding ring story is no croc... Pieter Abrahamse has an original excuse for a lost wedding ring: a crocodile ate it, along with the arm it was attached to. "He took my wedding ring, I suppose he ate it up," Abrahamse told Reuters by telephone from his hospital Monday as he recounted his life-or-death struggle with a man-eating reptile. Source: My Way News 'Pro' burglar was girl, 11 Bosnian police who were hunting a 'professional' burglar have discovered she's an 11-year-old schoolgirl. The youngster had been sneaking out at night to raid local homes in Ljubinje after her parents went to sleep. She was finally caught after she raided a local chemists and made off with the equivalent of £260 from the till. Source: Ananova |
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