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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 3, 2006 Alligator antics land Russian in hospital A Russian was attacked by his pet alligator after he tried to show off to friends at a boozy party by feeding it sausages. Anton Skvortsov, 35, kept pet alligator Musya in a cage in his office in his Moscow. Source: Ananova Mother busts her son for alleged breaking and entering Police say a crime-fighting mom busted her own son for breaking into a neighbor's house. They say she did it for the good of her son. Source: TAMPABAYS10.com Nipple Pincher Gets Juvenile Detention A teen who pinched and twisted another boy's nipple while standing in line at a deli has been sentenced to four days in juvenile detention because he refused to write a letter that explained his actions. Source: My Way News Twins invent their own language Identical four-year-old twins have been sent to school early because they have developed their own language. Luke and Jack Ryan, of Cleckheaton, West Yorks, happily chat away but even their parents struggle to understand them. Source: Ananova Teacher May Be Suspended After Student Urinates In Closet A teacher has been recommended for suspension after she did not allow a student to use a restroom, resulting in the student urinating in a trash can in a classroom closet, school officials said. Source: WFTV.com March 2, 2006 Tycoon to build porn-free town A relgious businessman is to spend £250 million building a porn-free town where contraception will be banned. Domino's Pizza founder Tom Monaghan, who was raised by nuns, says it's 'God's will', reports the Daily Mirror. Source: Ananova Child brings cocaine to second-grade class Philadelphia police say a seven-year-old girl brought cocaine to her second-grade classroom and passed it around. Authorities say one child told her mother that she had eaten some of the powder, but was found to be OK when examined at a hospital. Source: Wkyc.com Problems with his pasport... You might have the best forgery skills in the world, but it is not much use if you cannot spell. Source: My Way News Woman faked death to dodge parking fines An Iowa woman allegedly faked her own death to avoid paying parking tickets. Police say Kimberly Du, 36, was caught out after she got another ticket a month after her 'death', reports KCCI News. Source: Ananova 'Simpsons' known better than Constitution Americans apparently know more about "The Simpsons" than they do about the First Amendment. Only one in four Americans can name more than one of the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment (freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly and petition for redress of grievances.) But more than half can name at least two members of the cartoon family, according to a survey. Source: azcentral.com |
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