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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 19, 2006 Soldier Fined for Shoplifting at Disney A Chinese soldier stationed in Hong Kong has been fined for stealing a Mickey Mouse key ring from Hong Kong Disneyland, a court document showed. Source: My Way News Frankly, this is no joke, say cops Meet the 81-year-old man police believed was a dangerous bank robber. World War II veteran Frank Hainsworth was given a dressing-down by the elite armed robbery unit after he wrote a tongue-in-cheek letter to a magazine about robbing a bank. Source: The Sunday Mail Town Auctioned on eBay Up for Sale Again The first town ever auctioned on eBay soon will be back up for sale on the online auction site. Nearly two years after he bought the tiny town of Bridgeville, Orange County financial adviser Bruce Krall said Friday he plans to re-auction the Humboldt County hamlet on eBay next month. Source: Yahoo News Moose Lands in Front Seat of Car A 500-pound moose crashed through the windshield of a car in Leominster and ended up sitting in the passenger seat with its head sticking through the glass. Source: My Way News $200 left in car after windshield is busted Whoever broke Charlotte Papenbrock's windshield has made her believe that Spring Breakers can be rowdy but also considerate. Papenbrock, a "Winter Texan" from Blue Springs, Mo., was dismayed to find her rear windshield busted and glass everywhere. Source: azcentral.com March 18, 2006 Ferret checks into hotel Staff at a York hotel welcomed an unusual guest in from the pouring rain - a drenched ferret. The ferret scuttled into the Judges' Lodgings Hotel when the door opened one wet night, reports the Yorkshire Evening Press. Source: Ananova Like stealing candy from a baby... A Los Angeles man and woman were each sentenced to two years in prison on Wednesday for stealing a gold chain from around the neck of a 5-year-old girl in January. Source: My Way News Cryonics founders cremated Two founders of the cryonics movement - whose members are frozen after death - have been cremated after a freezer mishap. The bodies of Raymond Martinot and his wife Monique were stored in a freezer in the hope modern science could one day revive them. Source: Ananova Pregnant Teen Waitress Gets $1,000 Tip A pregnant teenage waitress got an unexpectedly large tip when a sympathetic stranger left her $1,000 in cash, according to a media report Friday. Source: My Way News Robbers hold up cashless bank Two masked robbers tried to hold up a cashless credit union bank at gunpoint in California. They burst into the 'bank' at Benicia with weapons drawn and shouted at employees to hand over the money, reports the San Francisco Chronicle. Source: Ananova |
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