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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 17, 2006 Hair by axe, sword and vacuum cleaner A Hungarian hairdresser has ditched the traditional scissors and comb in favour of axes, swords and vacuum cleaners. Stylist Szabolcs Bodnar has been doing a roaring trade since he dropped the traditional utensils in favour of items which he claims "allow him to express himself better". Source: Ananova Dead Man Wins Election By Landslide An Arizona city councilman is going into the next life as a winner. Bisbee, Ariz., voters returned incumbent Bob Kasun to office Tuesday, even though he died nine days before the election. Kasun easily defeated challenger Jeff Harris in a recall vote. Source: NBC 17 Ice orchestra's melting performance A Swedish orchestra playing on instruments carved from ice had to abandon a part of its performance when a flute began to melt. Instrument maker Tim Linharts, from Pitea, has carved functioning flutes, violins and a double bass out of ice. Source: Ananova Con man faked heart attacks An Austrian pensioner faked heart attacks so he could steal from his unconscious roommates in hospital. Source: Ananova Suspect arrested at police station It's not often that the target of a narcotics investigation walks into police headquarters to ask if there are any warrants for his arrest. Source: The Journal News March 16, 2006 OAP becomes porn star A 75-year-old granddad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into a blue movie audition by mistake. David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company's studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show. Source: Ananova Flipping The Bird: Protected Free Speech? A Pennsylvania motorist is going to federal court to protect a very specific part of what he claims are his free speech rights: the right to show his middle finger. Source: KTVU.com It's a bum rap for teen vandals Police in Austria have caught two teenagers who wrecked their school by studying photocopies of their bums. The 15-year-old boys broke into the Linz High School iand wreaked havoc, causing more than £6,000 of damage. Source: Ananova World's biggest burger A US restaurant has beaten its record for the world's biggest burger with a whopping 15-pounder. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, already had the title with a 6lb burger. Source: Ananova Man Sues Himself for Vehicle Damage When a dump truck backed into Curtis Gokey's car, he decided to sue the city for damages. Only thing is, he was the one driving the dump truck. Source: My Way News |
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