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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 23, 2006 Muggers outran Olympic champ An Olympic gold medallist could not catch up with a gang of teenage robbers after they made off with her cash-stuffed purse. Romanian Doina Melinte, who still holds the European record for the 1,500 metres, was attacked at a petrol station just outside Bucharest. Source: Ananova Ex-teacher sues over noisy chair A British teacher who says a noisy chair made classroom life a misery is suing her former employer for unfair dismissal. Source: CNN Restaurant for dogs and owners A new restaurant in China allows its customers to eat at the same table as their pets. The Paradise Pet club opened to a mixed reception in Shanghai earlier this year, reports Shanghai Daily. Source: Ananova Dad Arrested After Toddler Wanders Into Strip Club A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police said his toddler son was left in a cold car and found wandering into the club. Christopher Greg Killion, 31, of Sabetha, Kan., was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from jail. Source: WFTV.com Peaches: I'd call my child Angel Delight Peaches Geldof says if she had daughters she would call them Angel Delight and Cherry Vanilla. Peaches says she loves her unusual name given to her by parents Sir Bob and the late Paula Yates. Source: Ananova March 22, 2006 Man catches trout in flooded cellar A man whose house was flooded after a storm found a bright side by catching trout in his cellar. Mile Tutic, from Tutici in Montenegro, amazed neighbours by catching eight trout in his cellar after a nearby river burst its banks. Source: Ananova Hospital ER Offers Free Movie Tickets For Slow Doctor Response A hospital is promising emergency room patients they'll be seen by a doctor in 30 minutes or less -- or else receive an apology and free movie tickets. Source: WFTV.com Tornado carried teen 1,300ft A US teenager may have set a new record after he was picked up and carried by a tornado for a quarter of a mile. Matt Suter, 19, was in his family's trailer home near Fordland, Missouri, when it was hit by the twister. Source: Ananova 36 Percent Of Male Workers Lust After Female Bosses A lot of men have a thing for powerful women if a new survey is correct. According to "Best Life" magazine, 92 percent of men have lusted after a female coworker and 36 percent have had the hots for a female boss. Source: Dave's Daily Woman has baby in Asda A woman who went to Asda for her weekly shop came home with a baby. Pregnant Vicky O'Keefe felt her waters break as she shopped in the aisles. Staff rushed her to the first-aid room while they called an ambulance. Source: Ananova |
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