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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 26, 2006 Does Mozart help newborn babies? Doctors are to run trials to see if playing classical music to newborn babies helps them recover from the trauma of birth. Source: Ananova Carpool Dummy Sells on eBay for $15,000 A makeshift mannequin that failed to fool police monitoring the high-occupancy vehicle lane on a highway has fetched $15,000 in an auction on eBay, with proceeds going to charity, the buyer announced. Source: My Way News Man told to buy a dog license for barking doorbell A Dutch man has been ordered to buy a dog license because of his barking doorbell. Gerrit Bruintjes has a computer controlled doorbell at the family home in Oldenzaal, reports Nu.nl. Source: Ananova Man Sentenced for Shooting at Toy Plane A man has been sentenced to six months' probation for shooting at his neighbor's radio-controlled model airplanes with a shotgun. David Nuttle, 41, of Washtenaw County's Webster Township, pleaded guilty to one count of malicious destruction of property worth less than $200, a misdemeanor. Source: My Way News Brits are naked callers One in three Brits regularly make telephone calls in the nude, according to a new survey. Men are less reserved with over 40% admitting to making naked calls compared with 27% of women. Source: Ananova March 24, 2006 Mum is scared of peas A Cheltenham mum is to undergo therapy to help her overcome her fear of peas. Louise Arnold flees restaurants if she spots peas on a plate and gets anxious if she sees them in a supermarket. Source: Ananova Mom had `decoy' child in carpool lane A 39-year-old Aurora woman has become the first person in Ontario to be caught using a decoy in her vehicle so she could drive in a carpool lane. Instead of finding a child in a car seat during yesterday morning's rush hour, an Ontario Provincial Police officer patrolling the high-occupancy vehicle lane on Highway 404 discovered a stuffed winter coat. Source: Toronto Star Mayor hired male strippers for Women's Day A Romanian mayor is under fire after he spent £10,000 on staging a party with male strippers to mark Women's Day. Lucian Iliescu, the Mayor of Giurgiu, decided to spend public money laying on the treat for his female employees on March 8. Source: Ananova High School Teen Accused of Baking Marijuana into Class Project Police say a 15-year-old on the First Coast baked marijuana into his home economics class project. It happened yesterday at Buchholz High School in Alachua County. Source: First Coast News Wardens capture fake lion Armed safari park staff were told a lion was on the loose - only to discover it was a wooden cut-out. Wardens were told the big cat has escaped from an electrified enclosure. Source: Ananova |
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