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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 30, 2006 Village to buy in poo? A Florida village may have to import human waste to test its new sewage plant. Islamorada first municipal sewage treatment works is due to go live in May, reports the Keynoter. Source: Ananova Husband On Strike To Get Bedroom Back A frustrated husband is trying to prove his point to his wife by going on strike, Detroit television station WDIV reported. Source: WFTV.com Woman found condom in loaf A Slovakian woman says she cut into a loaf of freshly baked bread to find a condom inside. Petra Zeleznikova, from Zilina, said: "We had just sat down to eat the bread which I had bought that morning from the local supermarket when I saw something rubbery inside it. When I pulled it out it was a condom." Source: Ananova Pilot makes safe landing... at wrong airport "This is your captain speaking: er, I've landed at the wrong airport. Er, sorry." A bungling pilot flew straight into the centre of an investigation Wednesday after mistakenly landing at a military airbase rather than the regular destination in Northern Ireland. Source: Yahoo News Rollerblading cops scrapped Police have scrapped a squad of Rollerblading cops - after discovering they can't chase criminals across grass. The Royal Parks Police in London thought the Rollerblades would give the team extra speed. Source: Ananova March 29, 2006 Call to give schoolchildren beer A Belgian organisation is encouraging schoolchildren to drink light ale instead of sweet fizzy drinks. The Louvian Beer Therapists say low alcohol beer would be healthier for children than pop, reports De Telegraaf. Source: Ananova Kidnappers release man after ransom demands unmet Gallatin police are investigating a kidnapping in which the adult victim was dropped off near a Nashville police precinct after ransom demands were not met, Gallatin Police Chief John Tisdale said. Source: Tennessean.com Town haunted by ghost bride A town in Argentina is said to be living in fear of the ghost of a woman who was ditched at the altar. Children are refusing to go to school and street cleaners are refusing to work night shifts in Frontera because of the 'ghost'. Source: Ananova Man sues e-dating service and there's one hitch, he's married John Claassen wants a date so badly he's suing for one. He's taking eHarmony.com to court, because the popular online matchmaker refused to find him the perfect mate. Source: The Ledger-Enquirer Man blames crash on pretty woman A German taking a Ferrari for a test drive wrapped it round a lamppost when he tried to impress a pretty woman. Alphons Edberg, 33, from Hamburg, was driving a borrowed Ferrari 360 Modena which he was considering buying. Source: Ananova |
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