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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ April 1, 2006 Woman called police over hubby's porn habit A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies. The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency. Source: Ananova Winner Named for 'Home Office From Hell' If you work from an office in your home, you probably have a pretty good idea of the meaning of the word "frustrating." Jason Welshonse does. He runs a computer support and consulting firm and has just won a competition called the "Home Office From Hell Contest." Source: My Way News Relief for man who lost wife's $1m purse A Canadian man lost his wife's designer purse - containing $1,000,000 worth of jewellery - on holiday in California. But a local man found the purse where he left it, on a park bench, and handed it in to police, reports the San Francisco Chronicle. Source: Ananova Mother upset over porn in brand new DVD player A Cleveland area mother is outraged and offended after getting more than what she paid for at a local Wal-Mart store. Source: abc13.com 3-year-old drives car A three-year-old boy has taken his dad's car for a spin. During the drive Andrew Mcdowell injured his dad and crashed into two cars. Source: Ananova March 31, 2006 Police mistook firemen for thieves Police in a Chilean town mistook firefighters tackling a shop blaze for thieves and tried to arrest them. The outraged 24 firemen in the town of Valparaiso are now trying to sue the police for compensation. Source: Ananova Straight-A Student Pulled From Class Over Hair Color An eighth-grader was taken out of class Tuesday because of her hair coloring, KMBC-TV in Kansas City reported. An administrator at Bueker Middle School said the girl's red highlights were distracting to other students. Source: KIROTV.com Man got divorced in his sleep An Indian Muslim man has reportedly been ordered to separate from his wife after saying 'I divorce thee' in his sleep. Aftab Ansari was told to leave Sohela, his wife of 11 years, after he said 'talaq' - the Arabic equivalent of 'I divorce thee' - three times while asleep. Source: Ananova College Student in Wal-Mart for 41 Hours Some students set out for sun-drenched beaches and tropical party bars for spring break. Skyler Bartels, a 20-year-old Drake University sophomore, headed for the local Wal-Mart. Source: My Way News Man misses world's biggest rock An Australian man has been arrested for drink-driving after he asked police the way to Uluru - just 100 metres from the 1,115ft high rock. Source: Ananova |
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