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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 23, 2005 Yep, that sounds about right.. Some Germans would rather spend Christmas with a tree than with their families, a new poll shows. Source: My Way News Polite Bank Robber Waits to Be Arrested A polite bank robber was ordered evaluated at a Buffalo hospital after taking $50 and waiting for police to arrest him. Source: My Way News Reindeer on the loose! Dozens of police in Germany were called in to capture an escaped reindeer. The reindeer escaped to a golf course near it's petting zoo. Source: Ananova Woman walks to hospital with bullet in head A woman in Brazil had an amazing escape when she was shot in the head but was not seriously injured. Florence Kanto, 60, was watching TV in Rio de Janeiro when a stray bullet hit her in the head near her left ear. Source: Ananova December 16, 2005 Japanese Get Fat Penguins to Exercise It's wintertime and the king penguins at a zoo in northern Japan are putting on weight. But the keepers there have a solution: exercise. Source: My Way News Angler breaks record with 15g fish An angler has landed a record-breaking fish - weighing just 15 grams. Mark Everard, 47, an aquatic scientist, said: "It fought with Hemingway proportions, but I managed to land it safely after a few seconds." Source: Ananova Texas Teacher Tells First-Graders There Is No Santa Texas — Guess what, kids? There's no such thing as Santa Claus! That's what a suburban Dallas music teacher told first-graders on Monday — and the school's been hearing from parents ever since. Source: FoxNews.com Woman tried make love rival go bald A young German woman tried to make her love rival go bald by mixing hair removal cream in with her shampoo. Source: Ananova |
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