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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 15, 2005 Debate over escaped elephant An escaped elephant is roaming the streets of St Petersburg - while authorities try to decide whose job it is to catch it. The animal, which was being transported through Russia by an unnamed Finnish company, escaped from its container by smashing through its walls. Source: Ananova Secret of Mona Lisa's smile revealed at last Now it's official: Mona Lisa was 83 percent happy, nine percent disgusted, six percent fearful and two percent angry. Source: Yahoo News Thieves leave behind camera with their pictures in it Police in California say they had a lot of help nabbing a pair of car theft suspects - from the suspects themselves. Source: azcentral.com Nude teacher prank turns into whodunnit A raunchy picture of a Cypriot teacher in a state of undress was surreptitiously downloaded from her mobile telephone and sent to hundreds of pupils. Source: My Way News December 14, 2005 Same Lotto Numbers Come Up Sat and Sun The odds of the same Oklahoma Pick-3 lottery numbers coming up two nights in a row are a million to one, but that's just what happened last weekend. Source: My Way News Burglars cart off safe on sledge Burglars stole a 23-stone safe from an Austrian ski resort and escaped down the mountain on an old wooden sledge. According to the owners of the Altenmarkt resort in Pongau, there was around £13,500 in the safe. Source: Ananova Man loses bet by staying alive A 91-year-old British man who staked a 500-pound bet that he would be dead by the end of the first week in December lost his stake by staying alive, a bookmaker said Saturday. Source: My Way News Kazakhs pull the plug on Borat's Web site The authorities in Kazakhstan, angered by a British comedian's satirical portrayal of a boorish, sexist and racist Kazakh television reporter, have pulled the plug on his alter ego's Web site. Source: My Way News |
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