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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 3, 2006 Banned from talking to all women A flasher has been banned from talking to ALL women after he admitted exposing himself to a young student. Thomas Brown, 43, was given the Antisocial Behaviour Order - thought to be the first one of its kind. Source: Mirror.co.uk James Bond - Public Enemy No 1 James Bond has become public enemy number one in Prague after filming started on the new 007 movie. Residents living around the studio where Casino Royale is being filmed complained their lives are being made a misery by the noise and traffic. Source: Ananova Woman Misspells Name on Forged Check A woman who was arrested for forgery after an alert cashier noticed a misspelling in a company name on fake check may have some time to brush up on her proofreading skills. Source: My Way News Thieves evade randy guard dog A gang of thieves used a bitch in heat to distract a guard dog so they could raid a factory in Brazil. After breaking into the factory in Santa Maria, they put the bitch near the guard dog, reports Zero Hora newspaper. Source: Ananova February 2, 2006 'Widow' Downs 26 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches A 100-pound woman ate 26 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes Wednesday at a New York restaurant, winning the World Grilled Cheese Eating Championship. Source: My Way News Man told 'You're pregnant' A grandad received a letter from his local hospital saying "You're pregnant." Brian Spencer from Sneinton, Nottingham was told to report to the maternity unit to prepare for the birth of his baby. Source: Ananova Man Gets Wallet Back After Nearly 40 Years A man is being reacquainted with his past after a Utah family returned a wallet he lost at a gas station nearly 40 years ago.The beige wallet still held $5 in cash, a traffic ticket, 8-cent airmail stamps and Doug Schmitt's freshman ID card from Utah State University. Source: CBS 2 Moose surfed river on chunk of ice A fully grown moose has been spotted surfing down a rain-swollen river in Norway on a large chunk of ice. It's not clear whether the moose got caught on ice that suddenly became free or whether he grabbed his chance for a wild ride down the Namsen River, reports Aftenposten. Source: Ananova |
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