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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 6, 2006 Plastic Traffic Cop Slows Cars in Russia This is one Russian traffic cop who will never issue a ticket or take a bribe: he's made of plastic. Source: My Way News Dog, 22, on 10 cigs a day The Austrian owner of a 22-year-old Dachshund says the secret of his dog's long life is cigarettes. Wolfgang Treitler, from Graz, says his dog General Edi has been munching his way through 10 cigarettes a day for years. Source: Ananova Girl Pushes For Wheelchair Barbie Morgan Kelly wasn't looking for special treatment or a handout. She simply wanted an answer to the question: "Why can't there be a Barbie in a wheelchair?" Source: WFMY News 2 Poachers 'stole fishing lake' Polish cops are hunting poachers who stole a bulldozer and used it to fill a huge fishing lake with earth. As the 6ft deep lake gradually filled with earth, thousands of fish were left floundering in just a few inches of water. Source: Ananova Man with no arms jams on guitar with his feet He climbs atop the block on the stage so the audience can get a good look at his feet. But he isn't going to dance. He's going to play the guitar - with his feet. Source: azcentral.com February 5, 2006 Aged Irish beef gets the chop Twenty-year-old Irish beef which may have been making its way to the processed food industry has been impounded in Bulgaria, which is toughening up food safety standards under pressure from the European Union. Source: My Way News Con men steal three miles of railway track A group of German railway workers were conned into dismantling three miles of railway track. Two men, claiming to be from German rail company Deutsche Bahn, ordered them to remove the track, in Lohra, Hessen, and load it onto a waiting lorry. Source: Ananova My Little Porny A mum bought her children a cartoon on DVD as a treat - but was horrified to find it actually contained a hardcore pornographic film. Source: This Is Bristol School burglar took maths test A burglar broke into a Norwegian grammar school - and solved some maths problems. Nothing was stolen in the raid on a school in Klaebu, reports Aftenposten, quoting Adresseavisen. Source: Ananova Man Said to Offer Uniformed Deputy Cocaine Deputy Ed Johnson was in uniform. He was also sitting in his marked patrol car. So he was a bit surprised when a man approached Friday and allegedly offered to sell him some cocaine. Source: My Way News |
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