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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 8, 2006 Woman Does 'Mouth-To-Beak' to Save Chicken Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just sometimes not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond. Source: My Way News Museum bans clumsy visitor A museum has banned a visitor who accidentally smashed a set of rare 300-year-old Chinese vases after tripping on his shoelaces. Nick Flynn, a regular visitor of the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge, told BBC radio he received a letter from directors asking him not to come back. Source: Ananova Woman Arrested For Allegedly Killing Exotic Fish Police have arrested a Walnut Creek woman who allegedly killed a tank of exotic fish during an argument with her husband. Thirty-four-year-old Susan Goselin was arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty. Source: CBS 13 Man goes broke over Star Trek home A Star Trek fan has gone bankrupt after spending £12,000 turning his home into the Starship Voyager. Tony Alleyne's flat in Hinckley, Leics, has moulded walls, touch-panel blue lighting and a life-size model of the show's transporter room. Source: Ananova Stradivarius found above chicken coop An elderly Hungarian is set to become a millionaire after finding a priceless Stradivarius violin hidden above his chicken coop. Source: Ananova February 7, 2006 Robber holds up golf tournament A golf tournament was held up in Australia when an armed robber drove onto the course in a stolen truck. Golfers were stranded after police declared the sixth hole a crime scene and refused to let players through. Source: Ananova British man tried for deducting tax to protest Iraq war A retired businessman appeared in a British court for deducting 10 percent from his taxes to protest against the deployment of British soldiers in Iraq in what he called an "illegal" war. Source: Yahoo News Well, just as long as they're acting mature... Hundreds of fans of German soccer club Borussia Dortmund waved huge inflatable penises at local rivals Schalke 04 on Saturday above an abusive message for their hosts. Source: My Way News Swimming with sharks Swimmers in an ocean race off Sydney faced their worst nightmare when a 3.5 meter (10 feet) shark was spotted heading straight for them, forcing race officials to quickly pluck competitors from the water. Source: My Way News "No joint smoking" signs prove hot Amsterdam's new street signs banning cannabis smoking in parts of the city have sparked global interest. The sign shows a red circle around a fat cannabis joint in a cloud of smoke sparked by white marijuana leaves. Source: Yahoo News |
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