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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 10, 2006 Burglar Eats, Watches TV and Checks E-Mail Authorities are seeking a burglar who allegedly took the time to make coffee, cook and eat meals, take showers, pick out a change of clothes, watch television and check his e-mail while inside three rural Washington County homes this month. Source: My Way News Jailed for life for throwing slipper at judge An Indian judge has sentenced a robber to life imprisonment for hurling a slipper at him. Judge C D Gongale managed to duck in time when Rajkumar Sharma threw his slipper at him, reports The Times of India. Source: Ananova Goat Born With Heart On Its Fur An Illinois woman says a goat was born bearing a Valentine's Day gift from her deceased husband -- a perfectly shaped heart on its fur. Source: NBC 4 Baby feeds on dog's milk A Tanzanian mother went into hysterics when she found her six month-old baby suckling dog's milk, a local daily reported Thursday. Source: My Way News Dog Dials 911 to Save Owner's Life A beagle is giving new meaning to the phrase, "A man's best friend." Belle is trained to sniff out seizures. When her owner had a seizure and collapsed, she went into action. Belle used her teeth to dial 911 on her owner's cell phone. Source: First Coast News February 9, 2006 Not so lucky shopper A New Zealand shoplifter was caught after a store tricked her into thinking she'd won a prize. A Mad Butcher shop in Palmerston North put a CCTV picture of the thief under the heading: 'Lucky Shopper'. Source: Ananova Family Claims Soup Contained a Dead Mouse A woman claims that her 89-year-old mother spooned a dead mouse into her mouth from a bowl of Campbell's bean with bacon soup. Source: My Way News Detectives embarrassed after accused thief steals police car Detectives in Germany were dumbstruck after a man they had just booked for burglary walked out of the police station and drove off in one of their cars. "It's not just unusual, it's embarrassing," a spokesman for police in the central town of Eschwege said. Source: ABC News Online Library Book Overdue for 61 Years A public library book issued in 1945 has racked up an overdue fees bill for $6,114 - but the book's borrower has had the fine waived. Source: My Way News Couple celebrate with 50-year-old tinned chicken A Manchester couple celebrated 50 years of marriage by eating a tin of chicken they were given on their wedding day. Les and Beryl Lailey had kept the can, part of a wedding gift hamper, as a memento of their big day in 1956, says the Mirror. Source: Ananova |
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