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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ February 12, 2006 Nuns Find Out Their Monastery Ended Up On Anti-Terrorism List Some nuns from Pasco County said they somehow ended up on a list of possible terrorists and their assets were frozen without explanation. Source: WFTV.com Ethiopian's Olympic debut at risk A skier due to be Ethiopia's first representative in the Winter Olympics has been suspended for five days over a high red blood cell count. Source: BBC Naked Man Slips Onto U.N. Property A naked man ran onto the high-security grounds of the United Nations on Friday while a gate was being opened to allow a car to enter, police said. Source: AP Woman Who Weighed 37 Pounds Gives Birth To Healthy Son A woman who is 3 feet tall and weighed 37 pounds before she got pregnant has given birth to her first child -- a healthy boy. Eloysa Vasquez, who uses a wheelchair and had two miscarriages, suffers from Type 3 osteogenesis imperfecta, a disorder that makes bones soft and brittle. Source: WFTV.com Woman Puts 'Offender' Sign on Wrong House A woman in Benton County hung a sign on a neighbor's door warning people that the man who lived there was a sex offender. But there were two problems: she had the wrong house, and even if she had the right house, police say sex offender notifications can't be used to harass released convicts. Source: My Way News February 11, 2006 Thief throws away valuable haul A thief who stole two valuable paintings from a church threw away the canvases believing only the frames were worth anything. Source: Ananova Solitaire Game Gets NYC Worker Fired Mayor Michael Bloomberg isn't playing games after he saw a game of solitaire on a city employee's computer screen, he fired him. Source: ABC News One Tough Day for Two-Timers It was the Valentine's Day card that finally cracked the case for private detective Art League. Mr. League had been trying for weeks to catch a client's husband cheating, but it wasn't until Feb. 14 that the evidence surfaced. After tailing the man to an office parking lot, Mr. League spied him placing a card on another car before driving away. Source: WSJ.com Ind. House Wrongly Valued at $400 Million A house erroneously valued at $400 million is being blamed for budget shortfalls and possible layoffs in municipalities and school districts in northwest Indiana. Source: My Way News Pants-less driver lands in jail He was on way to work when pulled over. It's pretty bad if you get arrested for drugs. It's pretty embarrassing if you get arrested for drugs while not wearing pants while driving to work. Source: Keynoter |
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