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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 10, 2006 Dog nearly bit off man's penis A German man playing with his brother's Jack Russell was hospitalised after the dog sunk its teeth into his penis. Daniel Dietmaier, from Dueren, said the dog nearly bit it off and after his brother's girlfriend told it to "attack" as a joke. Source: Ananova Stop for Directions Foils Alleged Thief A man accused of stealing a car was arrested after stopping to ask for directions at the car owner's father's house, authorities said. Michael Chapman, 54, is accused of stealing a car Wednesday morning in Hopedale, about 130 miles east of Columbus near the West Virginia state line. Source: My Way News Yob 'fed zoo rabbit to alligators' A yob stole a rabbit from a zoo then fed the terrified animal to the alligators, a court heard today. Damien French, 19, allegedly dropped the large white rabbit into the alligator pond at the Welsh Mountain Zoo in Colwyn Bay, North Wales, last October. Source: 24dash.com Granny told to remove hat in pub A granny has been told to take off her hat in a pub - because it posed a security risk. Betty Willbraham, 82, was told to take off her hat if she wanted to be served at the Hereward pub in Ely, Cambs. Source: Ananova Man Who Weighed 1,000 Pounds Down to 400 Patrick Deuel, who once weighed more than 1,000 pounds, has lost another 81 pounds in a surgery that removed a mass of fat and skin hanging from his midsection. Source: My Way News March 8, 2006 Pope loves his iPod The Pope likes to unwind by listening to his iPod. Pope Benedict XVI was given an iPod Nano as a present by staff at Vatican Radio. Officials have loaded it with religious music, plus pieces by Beethoven, Mozart and Chopin. Source: Ananova Police Impersonator Nabbed After Attempting To Pull Over Police Anne Arundel County police say they concluded a two-week investigation with the arrest last night of a Crofton man who works as an armed security guard. According to police, Karl Salenieks, 34, was the driver who flashed blue and red emergency lights at an unmarked county police car last month near Fort Meade. Source: thewbalchannel.com Pupils write with both hands simultaneously A school in India is reportedly teaching its students to use both their hands to write on different subjects simultaneously. All 72 pupils of the Veena Vadini School at Singrauli in Madhya Pradesh use both their hands "with equal ease", reports Asian News International. Source: Ananova Bread statue popular with pigeons A statue of a woman made out of bread is proving popular with pigeons in a park in Santiago. Constanza Puente's latest work is a life size self portrait of the 6ft artist. Source: Ananova Boys' MySpace prank leads to sex crime arrest A group of boys who posed as a 15-year-old girl for an Internet prank ended up helping police arrest a 48-year-old man who tried to meet the fictitious teenager for sex, authorities said. Source: azcentral.com |
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