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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ March 13, 2006 Woman Sells Ad Rights to Pregnancy on eBay If the human body is the last frontier for advertising space, then St. Louis resident Asia Francis is helping chart new territory - the big, pregnant belly. Source: My Way News Mass. Bottle Message Ends Up in Africa A message in a bottle launched in Massachusetts two years ago has traveled halfway around the world. In a letter postmarked from Morocco, 26-year-old Assila Ahmed wrote that he'd found a bottle thrown into the water by Genevive Hernandez of Lynn. Source: My Way News Woman steals courthouse rug after paying ticket It wasn't hard to figure out who stole a hallway rug from the Upshur County Courthouse. A surveillance camera captured the culprit bending over, folding the 8-foot-long rug twice and taking it out of the courthouse in Buckhannon. Source: hdonline.com Ukraine's ex-PM calls for more sex Former Ukrainian prime minister Julia Timoshenko says her countrymen and women are not having enough sex. Speaking at an election address for her new political party, she urged the crowd to start working on reversing the country's demographic decline. Source: Ananova Man Accused of Putting Mouse in Burrito A man has been charged with plotting to strike it rich by planting a dead mouse in a burrito at a Taco Bell restaurant. Ryan Daniel Goff, 20, was arraigned Thursday on an attempted extortion count. He laughed and smiled as District Judge Thomas Phillips read the charge. Source: My Way News March 11, 2006 Stiletto race over cobbles A total of 150 women - and one man - took part in a sprint race while wearing stilettos on a cobbled city street. Competitors had to run 75 metres on heels at least 3ins high along Hoofdstraat, a major shopping street, in Amsterdam. Source: Ananova Wrecking Crew Hits Wrong Building A wrecking crew in New York City punched a hole in the wrong building, forcing startled tenants to evacuate, city officials said. A crane operator Saturday put a 10-foot gash in the foundation of a three-story building in Queens that had not been scheduled for any work, the New York Daily News reported Sunday. Source: CBS47.tv Erection keeps burglar out of jail A German burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection. Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burgling homes in the British army garrison town of Bielefeld. Source: Ananova Fined for putting rubbish in bin A man has been fined £50 for putting rubbish in a bin. Andy Tierney of Hinckley, Leicestershire was issued the fixed penalty notice for dumping two junk mail letters. Source: Ananova Seniors Suspended for Skunk-Oil Prank Four seniors have been suspended for spraying skunk oil in Springville High School. The Nebo School District board voted Wednesday to suspend the seniors for 90 days, which could affect their graduation. Source: My Way News |
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