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Funny News Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ December 13, 2005 Mayor wants to ban death The mayor of a Brazilian town is trying to bring in a law making it illegal for residents to die. Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva, of Biritiba-Mirim, came up with the idea because the town's only cemetery is full. Source: Ananova Man goes wrong way on highway for 11 miles A Frenchman drove up a motorway in the wrong direction for 11 miles, crashing into five other vehicles and killing one person and injuring three others including two children, police said. Source: My Way News Geese ate school walls Romanian builders are in trouble after geese ate the walls of the school they were supposed to be renovating. Geese pecked away the polystyrene panels they had installed on the outer walls of the school in Risesti village, Vaslui county. Source: Ananova Christmas shoppers beat up Santa A department store Santa on his way home for the night was beaten up by stressed-out Christmas shoppers in Germany. Stefan Stettler, 31, from Wiesbaden, was still in character and chatting to other passengers while waiting for his train home. Source: Ananova December 10, 2005 Activists face fine for giant condom Activists who unrolled a 60-foot condom over a monument in Serbia to promote safe sex are now facing legal action. The Youth of Jazas organisation pulled the giant condom over a 50ft obelisk in Belgrade, designed to honour Serbia's commitment to "opposing colonialism". Source: Ananova Banana Boy Arrested After Faux Fight Banana Boy's superpowers weren't enough to help him and the rest of his bunch give police the slip. Source: My Way News Drunk driver rang police A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre. Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence. Source: Ananova Man Creates Paris Hilton Christmas Shrine See Paris Hilton in all her seductive splendor, striking a provocative pose for passing motorists and spreading hot Christmas cheer in a chilly Rhode Island winter. Source: My Way News |
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