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Funny Quotes From My Name Is Earl ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Catalina: This is the sweetest, most justified kidnapping I've ever seen. Randy: How many have you seen? Catalina: Five or so. Donny Jones: (to Earl)No if you'll excuse me, I've gotta help a prayer buddy in the garage. When he showed up I thought he was speaking in tongues, but it turns out he was just back on the stuff. Earl: So you're all churched up now, huh. Good for you. Giving up all that hurting people. Donny Jones: Turn the other cheek now. Earl: And you got a tattoo of the Red Sea to prove it. Donny Jones: Wanna see it now. (he goes to pull down his pants) Earl: No, I'm still gonna pass on that. Earl: Why are we stopping? Randy: I think we got a flat in the back. Catalina: Yea, I heard it too. Earl: Damnit! I just got those tyres five years ago. Earl: (voiceover) Joy knew that video is the only thing close to a will I have, and normally she's not violent, but money makes people crazy. Joy: Next time you steal a camera Earl, make sure the thing works. Earl: I think I got it on. Joy: I love you Earl. Earl: I love that you love me. Catalina: When someone is scared of something you need a friend to push them to overcome their fears. Randy: You know, like throwing someone in the ocean whose afraid of swimming or putting a snake in a young girl's bed. Earl: I'm not doing Donny Jones. Catalina: Why not? Earl: I just don't want to okay. Besides, I don't even know where he lives. Randy: They have big yellow books where you can find that stuff out Earl. |
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