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Funny Quotes From South Park ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Uncle Ned: When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. Pip: Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Besides, I hate French people. Mafesto: Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. Mr. Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. Mr. Garrison: Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. Mr. Garrison: Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand? |
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